Tis about to get crowded in thy kingdom

Rejoice prospective denizens of Glenkraken, your King has found a suitable application for citizenship! But alas, you, my subjects will not have said application due to an error made by the scribe. (Worry not, he was...retired... shortly thereafter.) I will correct his mistake by reworking the application myself. Said application will be available shortly. Thank you for your patience.

Welcome to the Kingdom of Glenkraken!!

It is I, Zaketh, the benevolent ruler of the Kingdom of Glenkraken. Thou art here but for a twist of fate. (or a random Google search, but I digress) If you are here, you probably want to apply for citizenship so that you may be a member of a glorious, growing nation. Though I appreciate your enthusiasm, I must ask that you wait until I have dictated the application for Citizenship to my Scribe. Meanwhile, feel free to wander this site and comment on any of my subsequent posts.    

-Your benevolent ruler,
--King Zaketh of Glenkraken